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Journal Entry: Wed Jun 30, 2004, 6:49 PM
ANYWAYS, this mohhhning i woke up at 7 aclock and consumed nothing. then i proceeded to go to my rollerskiiing thing where i then went on an hour and 45 minute run. yes, itw as HARD. i tell you now, that was the hardest thing i ve ever done. EVER. my muscles would not GO, i tried to run faster and they would like DIE on me. i ahd like a super low glucose and blood sugar thing cuz of no food OR water, and being in the middle of a FIELD of nowhere did not help at all. we then ran a bunch of hills and ran 3 k back to the parking lot where we then did 6 minutes of crunches stuff and 3 sets of 20 push ups. YES. then i SAW MY MOVIE WITH MA BESTESTBUD THE SPECK! aka hilly. it was like THE best movie i ever saw. HAHAHA yeah. especially the part wit that cool helmet and where he trips, that was awesome. and me and hally both liked the pigeons in the running with the dress. yes. hahaha. yep. i then got home and so far today ive eaten nothing except 2 hot dogs for dinner. i feel no hunger!!! i am invisible. HAHAH . that was on purpose. ok, want to know some of my MAJOR pet peeves??? alright. be sure not to cross my path with one of these in hand.
1.) when ppl dont finish sentences, ie: I went to the store and there was this guy and, y know...... (end sentence). SO annoying.
2.) people who speak ENGLISH japanese. like, ''what the crap is up, moko yoko fanyea whoaaa, sincerely, kaji kwan.'' AGHGHH.
3.) people who pretend to be anorexic, bulimic, depressed, cutters, and anything to get attention by fishing for sympathy. believe me, i know many people who fit this category. and dont say, "oh, but what if they ARE," because i KNOW they aren't for a fact.
4.) rich kids who whine when they dont get their way or whine about anything in their life, OH THERS SOOOO much homework and OH MY GOSH, MY MOM WONT LET ME GET THIS BLAHAALHAL shut UP fools, your lucky enough to have 2 parents a house and a full set of limbs compared to the rest of the world.
5.) TREENNNDDD Followers. those pleated skirts? yeah. that didn't spread like a wildfire or anything. sure, they may be cute, but when EVERYONE WEARS THE SAME ONE EVERY DAY, they aren't cute anymore.

Ahem

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 22, 2004, 12:12 PM
well, this is like the first time ive bene on the comp all summer sept those few like 20 second chekc if anyones online ithings. but then, honestly, why in the hell would you be ona fucking computer in the SUMMER for heavens sake. anyway. ugh, i just thought of something. i was planning on doing cross ocuntry all summer, and ive just got my pace up pretty high. then i just remembered, oh shit, sports look good on college applications dont they, and im better at volleyball anyway. so, should i do cross country cuz its more fun, or volleyball because it'll be better for college? ehehh?? hm. well, im super overloaded right now. i have cross country ski rollerskiing from 7-9 and thats hard work dammit. and then i have this fucking volelyball camp i hate so much from 9-12:30. it SUCKS. anyway. im going running now, even though its relaly fucking hot. bye.

ahhh.

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 2, 2004, 5:56 PM
welllwellwell. lalalala. i have done one drivers training so far, on wednesday and let me tell yo usomething - its pretyt much worse than school, and thats hard to top. its the most boring crap ive ever been to. i haven't done one since, but that was 3 days ago. im gonna end up having to skip practices next week because i NEED to get my friggin permit. oh well. its too long anyway. its three friggin hours. dude, i am so excited for spiderman 2. doc ocks gonna be so great. i hope they have either venom or the lizard or carnage in the third one. sept carnage and venom would be hard cuz theyd have to explain the whole symbiote thing. lizard wuld be good cuz in the first movie peter mentions dr. connors. they could do venom but just not go into detail bout the symbiote ;) hehe. thatd be good. itd be awesome if like daredevil or human torch was in one of the movies. sept that wont happen either. patoo. OH theyre making a fantastic four movie too. i think ... at least... er... yeah.

LALALA

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 19, 2004, 9:28 PM
Well hum dee dom. Finally, we've passed out of the dark shadow of hell (school.) and are now TURNING TO SPRING BREAK EH???? aww yehah. you know it eh? alrighty. well im lea ving tomorrow for an unspecified location ;) heheh justkididng. im going to sheepland, and i am sposed to write a postcard to the WET PAINT ROOM at blake. uh, NO. the last hting i would want to do is make it look like i actually care about our school, or think about it when i shouldn't be. haha. i LOVE airports. am i the only one who does???? its like, LOOK STARBUCKS YUM and LOOK YUM and stuff like that!!! wow omg i just hada brilliant idea! i mean, ok its 10:30, but one time sarah had like a homemade egg mcmuffin so im gonna go try that tricky tecnhique out. eh? okee. and also i made a new cd ;) tEEHEEe. lalala! i love how ive been online sinc elike 6 o clock and no ones online. OMG you know my hemp necklace???? well its gone!!!!! i lost it!!! i wrapped it in my sweatshirt at the gym because it broke off the hemp, i came back today and i found the sweatshirt hanging up but not the necklacE! i told jess she said shed make another one :(:( tear. she says she has another bead fro mnthe same place that is yellow/pink taht she never used. :(:(:( tear. SMEEK. i spent like an hour looking for it. and i did the fastest run like EVER after school, cuz i called my mom to tell her to pick me up cuz track was cancelled, so i was like WEEH and i ran like REALL Yfast, around the neibhorhood for 10 min. like sprinting. it was hardass is all i can say. ok mr shanzz has the stupides analogies, apparently whe nyou use a starter block you want to EXPLODE out of it like a torpedo in a SUBMARINE. on a train track, dont wobble , like an earthquake. also when you do 90 degree arm and leg kick things, you wanna pretend your grabbing the holster of a gun, whatever that is. hes such a freak, hes like
oh yeah water cures lots of things, like headaches, muscle pains, cramps, menstrual cramps..." OK, FIRST OF ALL, HE ALREAD YMENTIONED THE CRAM THING, but you guys rember last year hes like "if you cant go swimming please come to me PLEASE come to me and tell me, dont lie to me please just tell me i will listen" yeah hell listen, rember when he like tried to moleste people while "using them as examples" in swimming???? hes a friggin PERVERTED PSYCHO. yes.

La.

Journal Entry: Tue Feb 24, 2004, 4:13 PM
Well well well. Snow ball fairy dance tomorrow. im only going to cause a rucous, and perhaps be subjected to a breathilizer test, because apparently i always act "cooky". courtesy of pq. im also going because everyone else is going, which leaves me with nothing else to do because everyone is going and no one wants to go to cause a rucous at perhaps the mall where it is so much more fun because yo ucan drive target carts with me in them throughout the store of target and you can also spill water on steel acorn and have elevator races and run up the wrong end of the stairs and get chased out of daytons by security guards. so ends my mall story. i was watching trailers today, king arthur looks AWESOME. i love keira knightley! eternal sunshine of the SPOTLESS MIND!!! ME AND SAMWISE HAVE TO GO SEE IT!!! tear. :) im excited for england, i wathced the video of me and jess in kent, london, and cambridge last night. it was hilarious , now that i watched it again. she caught a pidgeon and then we rode in the top front of the bus and screamed and it was fun, cuz i remember it looked like it was gonna hit the fat ppl and the pidgeon in the road, and it felt like it wouldn't turn and would tip over! :) i loved trafalgar square, theres sooo many pidgeons! also, hopefully this time me and snor will go to paris, because we'll take this euro train thing that goes underwater. i want to go to the louvre to see mona lisa and madonna of the rocks, and other stuff. and i want to go in the eiffel tower. but it sucks cuz i dont speak french. hopefully if i have a party i can show you the video ill make of it. ill make a crocodile hunter with no host, just me, the camera man. sigh. also on the video it was a thing of jesca and bert taking random pictures of losers and it was pretttty funnie. :) i laughed. :) yep! i also saw the trailer for the movie passion of the christ. it looks so terribly sad.:( tear. i cried when i saw the trailer - does that sound kind of wierd? a trailer? well i did, it was just so like invigorating. did i spell that right? we're back to the thing wher ei dont know what the word means but it sounds right to feel the mood. correct me if i used that word wrong. i think it means angrysad. tear. i want to see that movie because (ok this will sound absolutley horrible) i was reading the bible for a while, untnil it magically dissapeared from my drawer. i think my dad or mom mgiht've found it and taken it back, because i kind of just picked it up from my dads office. anyways, im way excited to see gran, michael (uncle), anne (aunt), james (cousin) will (cousin, and robert (cousin who i haven't seen since i was about 9 because he was in taiwan when iwas last tehre). tear. hm. ill also think ill take the shortcut to shoreham, this village a few miles away from grans house that me and jessca cartwheeled to on a dangerously narrow road one day. i would run on the road to get there, but im afraid ill get hit by a car. so even though il run there, you know to go RUNNING, because the roads are WAY DANGEROUS, ill run up the biggest hill youve ever seen, through the woods at the top and avoid the lambs, and then down the hill where there is a path and hope not to be killed by any forest-axe-muderers. its kind of a shortcut. i think. i dont remember which way is faster, ive never actually gone down to shoreham from the top of the hill, ive just looked at it, and watched jessca eat wild berrys from a tree that very well could have been infested with mad berry disease. i really wanna practice up for track too, so ill probabl ystart practicing sprints too. anyways, ill probably stop typing cuz this is my longest journal entry TO DATE. so anywhoo, if ur goin to snowballfaires, ill see ya at din. ookbye

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